Oh Linda Blair, you projectile vomited your way into my heart in the exorcist and for that I will always love you no matter what. So don’t change, I mean it! In Savage Streets you want everyone to know that you’re not that adorable head spinning little girl anymore. To prove this point you show off your big boobies in tight n’ trashy jersey spandex get ups, and say things like “I wouldn’t fuck him if he had the last dick on earth!” (!!!) Amazing. Love the shades and fluffy mullet too girl. For reals, keep it comin.
This movie is one of the best/worst in the revenge film genre (see: Thriller: A Cruel Picture, Lady Snowblood) but it’s set in high school which makes it relatable, duh! Theres even a gym class scene, Thank God. After the bi-curious gang of dropouts rape her little sister and throw her best friend over a bridge, Brenda has no other choice then to take matters into her own hands. Her revenge weapon: the all impressive bow and arrow gun. Wow, who needs a gun or knife? With a bow and arrow she’s like a fuckin old school bad-ass warrior or something?! She shoots with precision and style, all while delivering some terrible one liners. Brilliant.
