This movie let me down in so many ways. It promised not only “six of the most bizarre murders you’ve ever seen” but from the DVD cover it also promised a person carrying a birthday cake and wielding a knife. Neither were awesome. This movie was a whole lot of nothing. AND, for a film called happy birthday to me I was expecting more birthday related scenes. Like maybe they are setting up for this huge party in a gymnasium and while hanging decorations someone gets killed by a glittery banner or something, I don’t know. Even the promised shish-kebab murder was shitty and anti-climatic.
I guess the premise is that Virgina’s friends are being killed one by one in “bizarre” ways before her birthday. Also notable, she’s an accident survivor that doctor’s are treating as a guinea pig and her dad is kind of a creep. She continues to have flash backs of the accident and other strange occurrences. Oh, and her friends suck so bad that halfway through the movie you are anxious to see which one will be offed next. Wait, why am I even explaining this to you? Seriously this movie is dumb as fuck. Next!?
