The idea of what makes a film “bad” is completely subjective. Hell, this blog wouldn’t exist without bad cinema. Some films that are “bad” are charming, visually interesting, or have other redeeming qualities, while others are “bad” in a way that is painful, confusing, and despicable. The film The Apple is the latter. This film also serves as a warning to directors that not all ideas conceived during drug use are worth turning into a full length feature.
And actors, If your manager brings you a film script where throughout you will be wearing a hologram sticker on your forehead and singing terrible songs you should think twice. Then you should light a match to that script and your manager and walk away. Really.
Yes, those were dancing fireman and surgeons you just saw. And yes, that man is dressed as a snake. Terrible right? If you have seen the Apple, please tell me, am I missing something?
